I was aware this was a problem

The lord works in mysterious ways, they say, and I know for a fact they are right. Of course, by the same token, things are only mysterious if you don’t have all the facts. You can look at something from a current angle, learn some current information, and then it turns out to not be so mysterious after all. I say all this as a way of patting myself on the back for doubling the number of children attending the youth group meetings. The thing is, you can’t save souls if you don’t put butts in the pews, so both of us needed more people attending youth group. I had the plan to bring in the portable air conditioner I had in my spare room. It was old, and sort of loud, but was still good for cooling down a room. This was right in the middle of the summertime, and the heat and humidity was undoubtedly bad this year, making the air quality legitimately sticky and damp all the time. By hooking up this air conditioner in the basement, I made youth group the coolest locale to be. I mean cool in terms of temperature and climate control of course, not the Fonzie way of being cool. Like I said, the first step was getting more people to attend church, and that little air conditioner unit undoubtedly fulfilled that space of the work. Attendance was way up, the air conditioner was chilly enough if even brought in a few teens who I know went to other churches. I assume our church was just a little cooler.

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